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The little singing kid in a tree is guilty of breaking the highest and most respected laws on the face of the Earth. These are:
*Being approximately 12 and;
*Trying to look cool
*Having a punk-rocker haircut
*Imitating older gayer people
*Singing like a poof
*Singing in an American accent
*Singing
*Singing to an annoying beat
*Singing about chicks and stuff when he hasn't even hit puberty and in my opinion never will
*Singing in video clips that feature himself and nothing else particularly important
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*Singing while displaying an annoying head
*Singing about bullshit
*Singing about things that do not concern him and never will
*Singing on national television
*Singing more than one song repeatedly
*Being small
*Singing about skateboarders (probably)
*Making more money than he is entitled to
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*Running competitions featuring himself as the prize.
*Singing while doing annoying things
*Singing while making shitty head and hand gestures
*Trying to be great
*Not having a penis
*Causing a stock market crash on wall street, affecting the Dow Jones and the Yen
*Singing while employing the use of contact lenses
*Claiming to have found a cure for herpes
*Releasing thousands of Hoopoe into foreign environments, destroying many ecosystems.
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How you can kill the little singing kid in a tree
Send a monetary donation (VISA accepted) to elburriburri@hotmail.com , funds raised will be used to purchase arms, which will be employed by highly trained operativesduring the little singing kid in a tree's Australian visit.
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