Avast Ye Matey!
Arr, this be ye second rough-tough update of ye favourite Pirate Page, Pierre's Pirate Page. Ye dogs be blessed with yet another barnacle-ridden entry from ye captains log, and there be another scurvy-talk entry!

A reading from the Capatain's Log
"THE BEADS"

Slowly the beads fell to the ground in Germany. KABOOM All of the beads blew up the American tourists . Then Hitler rose from his grave. All of his soldiers followed him to America. The U.S army were no trouble for the undead army. They destroyed them in half an hour. When they got to the white house a U.F.O landed on them and they died.
The Aliens came out and blew away the President. Then mad cows landed on the aliens. It was raining mad cows. They ran around like crazy people. They headbutted soldiers, knocked over buildings and rammed civilians. Australia heard about the trouble and shot a nuclear bomb at America and blew it up. Now the world was back to normal. But U.S.A was no more.

THE END
-(taken from Peter, the Library, 2000)

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Scurvy Talk
"We can speed up a reaction by adding a potato"
-World of Chemistry, Catalysts